May 2013
connorkawaii:
connorkawaii:
the sims 4 logo looks like something i made on powerpoint with the gradient filter in primary school
wow i swear to god i thought i’d have a go and
actual logo:
powerpoint:
your secrets out EA
doses-and-mimosas:
hm I can’t ever decide if I actually wanna date someone or if I just wanna date the idea of them
liarnjamespayne:
in 5th grade they made my class do a seminar thing on drugs and we had to sign an anti-drug pledge and afterwards they gave us these really fancy certificates declaring that we would be drug free forever and i ended up rolling a joint with mine in freshman year so there u go
Dentist: *stabs you in your chest*
Dentist: You're bleeding because you don't floss.
fallarcy:
I really need to burn some calories
with you
in my bed
westbor0baptistchurch:
tootsied:
iapprovethispost:
tootsied:
I don’t give a damn about my reputation [LOUD GUITAR]
You’re living in the past it’s a new generation
[LOUD GUITAR]
[SHREK ATTACKS THE KNIGHTS AT LORD FARQUAD’S CASTLE]
sadillite:
all i do is sit around and eat and be sad im basically a more annoying version of a plant
Anyway..
Am I the only one excited for the new Vampire Weekend album or ?
Don't care who you are, it always sucks when you...
That just happened
me in 1st grade: wow swearing is so bad i won't ever swear
me now: pass the motherfuckin salt you fuck
akane-tamru:
lampsarepeopletoo:
Quoting spongebob is the fastest way to my heart
WHAT?! WHAT DID HE SAY?
ghostam:
How relationships work:
I like your butt. However, I can notice other butts. They can be nice too.
But your butt is my favourite butt. It’s the nicest butt. Because it’s mine. And I can touch it.
maduhhlyn:
woah bummer for everyone not making out with me right now
April 2013
hepatitisbey:
I don’t want to learn in a classroom anymore. I want to travel and talk to people and learn that way. I want to learn as I go, gathering knowledge and not being rigorously tested on it. I don’t want to lose passion in the things I like because of the worry of exams. I want to fuelled by snippets of knowledge I gain from people and be inquisitive. School has stolen my passion for...
what she says: im fine
what she means: im doug dimmadome, owner of the dimmsdale dimmadome
sapphirebones:
jaacknasty:
Probably the best 6 seconds ever.
i fucking lost it
oohtheyhavenibbles:
I JUST FOUND OUT ABOUT GLOSTER CANARIES AND I’M GONNA CRY LOOKIT THEM
THEY HAVE BOWLCUTS
BOWLCUTS
LOOK AT THAT SMUG LITTLE FUCKER WITH HIS FUCKING BOWLCUT
hotlocalsingle:
DONT SIT ON TOP THIS DICK IF U SCARED OF HEIGHTS
passion:
shall i compare thee to a summer’s day?
hot as balls
banmat:
jerkidiot:
in Danish, we don’t say “I love you” we say “hendes fisse skaldet ligesom calliou” which means “you are part of me” and i think that’s really beautiful