May 2013
connorkawaii: connorkawaii: the sims 4 logo looks like something i made on powerpoint with the gradient filter in primary school  wow i swear to god i thought i’d have a go and actual logo: powerpoint: your secrets out EA 
May 15th
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May 15th
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doses-and-mimosas: hm I can’t ever decide if I actually wanna date someone or if I just wanna date the idea of them
May 14th
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May 13th
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May 9th
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liarnjamespayne: in 5th grade they made my class do a seminar thing on drugs and we had to sign an anti-drug pledge and afterwards they gave us these really fancy certificates declaring that we would be drug free forever and i ended up rolling a joint with mine in freshman year so there u go
May 6th
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Dentist: *stabs you in your chest*
Dentist: You're bleeding because you don't floss.
May 6th
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May 6th
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fallarcy: I really need to burn some calories with you in my bed
May 6th
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westbor0baptistchurch: tootsied: iapprovethispost: tootsied: I don’t give a damn about my reputation [LOUD GUITAR] You’re living in the past it’s a new generation  [LOUD GUITAR] [SHREK ATTACKS THE KNIGHTS AT LORD FARQUAD’S CASTLE]
May 6th
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May 2nd
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sadillite: all i do is sit around and eat and be sad im basically a more annoying version of a plant
May 2nd
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Anyway..
Am I the only one excited for the new Vampire Weekend album or ?
May 2nd
Don't care who you are, it always sucks when you...
That just happened
May 2nd
May 2nd
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me in 1st grade: wow swearing is so bad i won't ever swear
me now: pass the motherfuckin salt you fuck
May 1st
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May 1st
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akane-tamru:   lampsarepeopletoo: Quoting spongebob is the fastest way to my heart WHAT?! WHAT DID HE SAY?
May 1st
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ghostam: How relationships work: I like your butt. However, I can notice other butts. They can be nice too. But your butt is my favourite butt. It’s the nicest butt. Because it’s mine. And I can touch it.
May 1st
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maduhhlyn: woah bummer for everyone not making out with me right now
May 1st
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April 2013
hepatitisbey: I don’t want to learn in a classroom anymore. I want to travel and talk to people and learn that way. I want to learn as I go, gathering knowledge and not being rigorously tested on it. I don’t want to lose passion in the things I like because of the worry of exams. I want to fuelled by snippets of knowledge I gain from people and be inquisitive. School has stolen my passion for...
Apr 30th
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what she says: im fine
what she means: im doug dimmadome, owner of the dimmsdale dimmadome
Apr 30th
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WatchWatch
sapphirebones: jaacknasty: Probably the best 6 seconds ever.  i fucking lost it
Apr 29th
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oohtheyhavenibbles: I JUST FOUND OUT ABOUT GLOSTER CANARIES AND I’M GONNA CRY LOOKIT THEM THEY HAVE BOWLCUTS BOWLCUTS LOOK AT THAT SMUG LITTLE FUCKER WITH HIS FUCKING BOWLCUT
Apr 29th
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hotlocalsingle: DONT SIT ON TOP THIS DICK IF U SCARED OF HEIGHTS 
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passion: shall i compare thee to a summer’s day? hot as balls
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Apr 28th
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banmat: jerkidiot: in Danish, we don’t say “I love you” we say “hendes fisse skaldet ligesom calliou” which means “you are part of me” and i think that’s really beautiful
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